South Park- I got a love/hate relationship with them

So hear this world I dont like South Park very much

 Every once in a while I watch an episode or two with my fiance but my fiance gets the shits and giggles when i only let out a chuckle. I mean they say a couple or a bunch of stuff that is funny but c'mon its NOT that funny, well i guess South Park isnt for me..*angels singing* REVELATION...no i already knew that. The gang get into some really adult situations which i dont care its no problem im just like WOAHHH you took it there ohhh shiiiittttt 

The only characters i know for memory is Cartman and Kenny..thats it

i know that there is ginger Jewish kid but i dont his name and he wear the green hat

the other kid i just know as blue hat 

oh oh and i know JIMMY!!!! and Butters (Mantequilla when he went to Mexico) those are my favorite, i can make Jimmies voice when no one is looking.

Here's Cartman doing a good deed, he's explaining to the little dude how to good friends

Oh Butters you're so deep

You could see this in two ways:
-Butters stood up for whats right
-Douche/Major Jerkzilla

All in all South Park is a 6 on 10.0 scale it just get by, by a hair.

"If I had no sense of humor, I would long have committed suicide."
-Mahatma Gandhi

My FIANCE is having an AFFAIR!!!

Well kinda with his PS4 and his Xbox360, I got you ..He plays those things...excuse me Consoles..all day he forgets to eat, sleep, go out in the sun if he even know what the sun is...he lives in cave..man cave but it smells like roses and cupcakes cause i live there, anyways all i hear coming from that room is profanity - "shit dude i got blown up", :really fucking four shots man" , "our squad is holding our fucking own","DAMMIT" 

"WHAT THE HELL IS THE LVG"

I dont know what the hell hes talking about 

I'm like (O.o)

I dont understand baby

As much as he loves me he loves his cave aka his room, he spends 95% of the time in there playing:

Metal Gear
I asked him to describe to me metal gear in 2 sentences or less and he was playing some game, of course with Big Mike online, he is a friend and they both laughed so hard. 
I can describe it in one sentence, confusing as hell. and that wasnt event a full sentence
.

GTA5
So im going to summarize my best from what ive been watching, this is just endless driving, taking cars from other cars people when you got own but you dont want to scratch those no those are your babies so you just steal whatever car you want so i dont see the point of haing your own, but whatever. Its trying to get away from the coppers you when do something bad which is ALWAYS that's the whole point of this game, its rated by stars 6 is the max..thats when you've done some real bad shit like..... i dont know i havent stayed awake long enough to find out but  i know from my lil bro cause he tells me sadly he plays this game just not this version, 

THANK YOU BABY JESUS!

Assassin's Creed IV(4) 
Black Flag
This game is about pirates, English pirates fighting against the Spanish....yep thats all know its  sad really cause i watched him endlessly play this lol and thats all i got but its very pretty game props to the game creators it gets my stamp of approval for being visually pleasing to the eye.

Battlefield 4 
This game ill try to describe but im trying all by myself so dont shoot me if say something stupid people im trying, haha "shoot me" see what i did there I crack myself up. Shooter thats what he calls this and thats gets straight to the point. The player gets to choose all kinds guns(thats what i call everything that shoots unless its a riffle i know what those look like) ... whatchamacallits see ok i make everyone happy now..and you go in "battlefield" and just wait to get shot ..but you try to shoot others first...thats it

Hitman
ok so this game is just weird its a white man and hes completely bald so he has this bar-code tattooed on the back of his head for God only what reasons, if he forgets who he is maybe they can scan his head i dont know, white people you're killing me. ok im getting of topic the game the game. You're basically trying to hide among others, by being sneaky, trying not to get caught when you killed or knocked out someone and taken their clothes, so you can intermingle with that certain group or person and they wont know who you are, cause that BAR-CODE doesn't look suspicious at all. Thats all I know i swear I knew more Ah well

And on top of it hes got boyfriends and husbands (well thats what i call them, there's a hierarchy).
His closest friends are his husbands and all the other are his boyfriends, I just realized my fiance is a whore.
He has a few girls on there and I call them NON-EXISTING...well there's a few but its in the single numbers that got my stamp of approval.

click on the link below to get a laugh or a giggle and for those manly men a chuckle

http://www.buzzfeed.com/smbc/batman

"Smile, its free therapy."
-Douglas Horton

Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise--------- I LOVE THIS

you guys have no idea how much i love this (>.<) eeeeeeee.....it puts a smile on my face, I wish i could do all the voices at once lol

"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic."
                                    -Jane Wagner

Alien

What's your social security number dear?
Me- I don't have one
Well you cant apply to our college, I'm sorry

I'm undocumented 
I'm Mexican
......but I'm  also American

I was brought here to America when I was 8 and getting here was not easy.  I had to leave all that I loved behind my cousins, my aunts, and especially my grandma. My mom had to pull me away from her because i holding on for dear life not to leave her and i still remember to this day. I dont remember much from the trip across the border i just know that my sister and I got separated from our parents. The people that smuggled us in were nice people it was blonde lady and a man but they drugged both us so we wouldnt make noise....i just remember seeing a blonde ponytail, then these pretty color spots they were fuzzy and i was out...and when i woke up we were in the USA.
I've had so many positive experiences and equally as many negative ones but its always embarrassing when a person asks that question and i dont have an answer for them especially in front of a crowd of people. Its always a bummer when you've worked on something so hard and you dont reap the benefits. I worked so hard in high school despite getting sick i took extra classes i did everything i could to earn my Academic Honors Diploma(Thats the highest fucking diploma you can get) my parents were so proud and so was i  but i didnt sign up for FASFA cause you need a SSN I wanted to go to Ballstate for Visual Arts but I couldnt afford it and still cant.  I won a lot scholarships and that got me through school I had to check first that they didnt need a SSN or I didnt qualify, I went to a community college, Ivy Tech, that i could somewhat afford, $4,000/semester.
but im not in school right now

"Things do not happen. Things are made to happen."
-John F. Kennedy

Popping the Cherry

So here I am writing my first blog,its 1:30 almost 2 in the morning but i got so excited i couldnt wait for daylight to hit.  its such a drag typing with only one hand i was so used to type with both hands and it takes foreveeeeeeeer to type single handed. its so annoying.Let me tell you a little something about me, I got Lupus and thats when basically your body thinks your a big ol' germ and its antibodies starts attacking you, my heart, my brain, my lungs, my bones ect. ect. its a pretty nasty disease, but i was lucky I didnt get it that bad. I dont know what its like to go without pain I cant remember but it must be wonderful. I have Fybromyalga due to the Lupus, basically its chronic pain and i have to take lots of meds. And the surgeries oh what fun lol...Ive suffered from a fractured back, ACL and PCL rips tears on both knees(my knees were f**ked up),  brain surgery....I get seizures now and then, thats how i fractured my back...got a tumor taken out(brain) i was a right handed person, now im forced to do everything left handed it wasnt easy at first but i got the hang of it, still my right side is really weak and i cant do much but im trying. I'm an artist so that put a damper on my mojo cause i was good but when i started doing what i do with my left hand i got excited. Well im done for today but ill leave you with a quote: 

"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!"

                                                               -Dr. Seuss